99+ Funny Flirty Goodnight Texts For Him | 2023 Messages

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Funny Flirty Goodnight Texts For Him: If your boyfriend is going out of the city for a meeting or on a trip, then send these Funny Flirty Goodnight Texts to him. These text messages will make your boyfriend feel happy and help you to deal with the separation. There is something about flirty and funny late night texts for boys that make them feel special. Perhaps it’s because the sender has taken time to think about them and what they want. You can send him funny flirty late night texts that are not only cute but also incredibly fun.

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Funny Flirty Goodnight Texts For Him

  1. Hey, sexy, what’s going on? Just wanted to say that I’m sitting here thinking about you and I can’t help but smile from ear to ear. Every time I look at you I feel happy, and when we spend a night together it always feels like the first time. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Every day and every moment that we spend together is so special to me and I can never get enough of you. Your beauty surpasses all my expectations, and your energy is so contagious that I just want to be around you. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Hey baby, I can’t stop thinking about you. I miss your touch, your smile, and especially your kisses. You are THE ONE. Love you! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I love you so much that it hurts. If every day I woke up next to you, I would be the happiest girl alive. You are my love, my life, and my soulmate. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Hey baby, just had to give you a call. I miss you! When are we going to see each other again? I need you in my arms right now. Kisses. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. My baby, I can’t believe your birthday is next month! We’ve been dating for 5 years and I’m so blessed to have you in my life. I can’t wait to spoil you all year! I’ve already got fun ideas for us this summer! I hope your day is as wonderful as yours. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I can’t wait to fall asleep in your arms tonight. You give me butterflies just thinking about you! You make me happier than anything, baby. Your love is so addicting and infectious to me.
  1. I know I’m not the only girl in your life, but I want to be. You caught my eye and you haven’t let go yet. Let’s be together. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I adore you. You silly man. You have stolen my heart with your gorgeous eyes, warm smile, and sweet personality. I love you so much! !! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I was sad today because I forgot what it feels like to be held by you. I can’t wait until we get to see each other again, so you can hold me and make me feel safe, warm, and happy. I love the new pictures of you in your uniform. I can’t wait to see more! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Hey, sexy. I’m getting so turned on just thinking about seeing you tonight. I don’t know what it is, but every time we make love something amazing happens and I know I will never get enough of you! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I love the way you think and your charming, sometimes sarcastic sense of humor. I adore your cute butt and those sexy eyes. I am in love with the way you kiss me. You are my dreamboat and I can’t wait to spend forever getting dirty with you. Goodnight sexy, don’t dream about me too much! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. To my handsome boyfriend, such a good kisser. Your lips are so soft and your kisses are amazing. Thank you for watching over me while I was sleeping last night. It always makes me safe and happy when you are near! I can’t wait to see you in the morning, Goodnight Love
  1. Hey handsome, this is your secret admirer. I am so crazy over you right now, I don’t know what to do with myself. You are just the most attractive man I have ever seen, and when I rest my eyes on you I can’t help but feel butterflies in my stomach. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Every move you make is so sexy and it makes me want to grab you by your collar and kiss you. Just a request; call me tonight, and we could have phone sex?
  1. Good night. I love it when you sleep naked because I can cuddle up next to your naked body all damn day. It’s so warm & cozy! Plus I can have my way with you anytime I want. 
  1. My love, you know how I always say goodnight to you? Well, now it’s your turn.
  1. Hi baby. What are you doing? I’m just getting ready for bed. Thinking about you. Are you thinking about me? Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Goodnight. I love you. You know what time it is… It’s time to go to bed.
  1. Can you believe we have been together for so many years? I still can’t believe it. I love our relationship so much. It’s the best one ever, a perfect recipe for passion, trust, friendship, and love. You are my soul mate and I couldn’t be happier.
  1. Hey boyfriend, you big goof! I miss you so much 🙂 And while we’re on the subject of missing things… I think my boobs miss your hands. They’re still sore from when you squeezed them at the fair.
  1. Have I mentioned lately how lucky I am to have you? You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me, you’re charming, handsome, sexy as hell, and all mine – I love it! Hope your evening is free for some nookie time.
  1. I took a picture of my boobs and texted it to you, don’t tell me you didn’t get the message. I love you. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. You were such a jerk earlier. You weren’t even listening to me talk about my day. You only think about yourself. I hope you end up in traffic and your car breaks down.
  1. Did you have a good day/night? I’ve been waiting all day to text you. You had me half-crazy waiting so long. I’m surprised u didn’t see a big increase on our electric bill with all the times I sent you dirty texts. Lol
  1. I love you so much, baby I can’t sleep. I just wanted to stop by and say goodnight. I know you’re probably sleeping but it’s important. Plus, when you wake up in the morning your phone will be full of kisses! Love ya!
  1. Hey baby, I want to fall asleep with you tonight. I am putting you to bed, cover up warm and let your angel kiss you goodnight. Flutter your eyes close. Sweet dreams my love
  1. I love you so much, baby. You ROCK my world. I can’t wait to see you again soon. I Miss you so much already! Hugs and kisses,
  1. Dinner was amazing and the conversation even better. Once again you showed why I am crazy about you. I can’t wait for more adventures with you in this lifetime. 🙂 Goodnight!
  1. Goodnight, I’m so in love with you I can’t even fall asleep. True story.
  1. Couldn’t fall asleep without saying I love you. I am so lucky to have you. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. I don’t want to miss you, but I am so tired! Love you more than sushi. Hahaha. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Hey boo, it’s getting late and I need to tell you something before I go to bed. Well, your smelly feet freak me out! Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Hi, my love! It’s late but I just had to text you. You make me feel so special. I wish you were here so I can kiss you right now. Sweet dreams, my sexy man!
  1. I am so happy I met you! You are the only man that can bring me to my knees. I love you and goodnight!
  1. Hey handsome! I can’t wait for our date tomorrow. It’s gonna be a blast, plus I get to take my mind off of things. We are going to pretend we are still in high school and make out in the hallways or something. Love you lots and lots!
  1. I can’t sleep without thinking of you! I just love spending the night dreaming of you. I hope you’re doing the same…
  1. I need someone to talk me to sleep. You will be the person I call to come to soothe my insomnia. You won’t know why you are there only that I am obsessed with you and you make everything better when you’re around.
  1. I just wanted to let you know that I am thinking about you. : )
  1. I’m not always this forward, but I can’t get you out of my mind! You are so fine, it’s almost criminal. It’s time to let the animal out and ride you like a horse!
  1. I’ll be thinking of you tonight while riding my favorite stallion. Don’t worry, I’m only fantasizing about you and NOT him…ok, maybe a little bit.
  1. Hey baby, what are you doing tonight? I’m going to sleep. What are you wearing? My pajamas. Good. It’s a shame I can’t see you then, see you in my dreams baby.
  1. I want to take you to France, get in my boat and sail it down the Seine, climb the Eiffel Tower and light up the sky with fireworks. Is that romantic enough? I am just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her ’til she’s 90.
  1. Do you know that you’re perfect? I wish my bed was a time machine so I could jump into it and go back to all of our memories. I’ll see you soon…I’m making breakfast.
  1. I want to hold your hand in the snow, kiss you under the rain.
  1. Hey there, hun. I hope this text message reaches you before you sleep. I want to say goodnight to you for tomorrow. You are a guy who has wormed his way into my heart and will never get out of it. Goodnight hun and have sweet dreams 🙂
  1. I’m falling asleep next to you and I just wanted to say goodnight. I also wanted to tell you that I love every single moment spent in your arms. I love the way you kiss me and hold me close. I love the way you make me laugh louder than ever before and that you are the best man I have ever known. From the moment we met, I knew it was meant to be. Goodnight baby!
  1. My heart melts every time you whisper to me. I am so glad that we found each other…I never want this to end! I love you to the moon and back baby! Sweet dreams my sexy love <3
  1. I miss you so much that my heart hurts. You can’t possibly understand. I think about you all the time, even when I don’t realize it. I’ll never be able to thank you enough for being there for me and being who you are. Just remember, it’s alright to have flaws, everybody does. And everything about you is what makes me love you more every day!
  1. Tonight when you go to bed, I’ll bring you a glass of water with 2 aspirin. Tomorrow morning when you wake up, I’ll roll over and wake you up with my mouth… Just a little something to hold you over until I get to your place 😉
  1. Hey sexy, just wanted to tell you that I’m really glad that I met you today…I should probably go back to sleep now. Nighty-night! xoxo
  1. I know you didn’t get another girl because your phone is broken. I hope you had a nice time relaxing without me! I’m not mad!! 😛 Just a little jealous!
  1. Roses are red, paper is white, sugar is sweet and so is my bed. Dip your pen in your heart and write me a poem tonight.
  1. You are my source of nightly entertainment.  I just can’t get enough of you! Your snores wafting through the darkness become so familiar and comforting that I feel safe and secure in your presence.  You call me every night from your dream realm to let me know you are ok, and I feel safe knowing that the spirit that is you is watching over me until we meet again. So, don’t worry about me – just enjoy your time in the dream world and watch over me
  1. I know god made you from my rib and stole you from under my nose because he knew someone else much better than I deserved you. Just remember that every day of your life.
  1. I think I got you a Valentine, but I don’t know where I put that darn card. Oops! But alas…..here is a list of things why I love you!- 1) You are a good kisser-2)You are even better holding a coffee for me in the morning-3)Your sexy voice-4)My sexy voice when I’m with you-5)You make me laugh and smile like no other-6)Your eyes and beautiful smile -7)
  1. Goodnight baby! I can’t wait to see you tomorrow, I miss you already. Please come back to me.
  1. Hey, my love, I don’t know where you are, but I just wanted to tell you all the things that have been running through my head today. Thank you for making me feel as special as you always do… today and every day. Your smile makes my cheeks hurt 🙂
  1. I just got back from jury duty and I realized just how much I missed you! I’m looking forward to a weekend filled with movie nights and cuddle sessions with only you! Thanks for making my day better, baby!
  1. You are a lot of things – sexy, handsome, intelligent, funny, and sweet. But I’ll save some time and tell you what you’re not. You’re not a billionaire and no, you will never be president (I still have hopes for that!). And I’m gonna be honest, according to your profile you’re short. Like five foot nine inches.
  1. gosh, did I just send a blank text to you? my bad. I love you, and maybe next time I’ll make sure I write something funny in the texts.
  1. “I’m gonna miss my boyfriend.” “I’ll miss you too baby, dream about me!”
  1. I don’t know why…but I can’t seem to stop thinking about you. It’s starting to freak me out.
  1. I want to make you smile every day, laugh until you cry, and stand by your side long after all the love songs fade.
  1. If you wake up and find me next to you, it means I broke into your house and decided to snuggle.
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Flirty Goodnight Text For Him To Sleep With A Smile

  1. Darling, you rock my world. Every time I think about you, I fall deeper and deeper in love with you. Goodnight, my love! Sleep tight!
  1. There r so many things I want to say. But then again all I want to say is I love u, ur the best and I can’t wait for 2 c u. Goodnight
  1. Baby every time I hear your voice I fall deeper for you. I am so lucky to have found you & to call you mine. Goodnight my Love!
  1. Sweet dreams baby. I had a great time tonight. You’re so thoughtful, loving, and caring, it makes me melt every time I think about you. I’m so lucky to have you! There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t thank God for bringing you into my life. Baby, you’re the greatest!!!! Keep making me smile, baby!
  1. Just wanted to let you know I love you. I hope you have a great night as well. Goodnight sugar!
  1. I hate that you have to sleep early when I’m at work, but I love the idea of you being safely tucked in bed with a big smile on your face and a boner in your boxers.
  1. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. I can’t sleep, been thinking about you, wondering what are you wearing. What gives you a boner? Telling you to go to bed, haha!
  1. I’m having a hard time sleeping. So I just upload this inspirational text to remind you how much I love you. I have no idea how you do it, but you make me feel like a virgin on prom night every time we kiss. Almost makes me wanna get down on my knees right now!
  1. I’m so tired right now but I want to tell you good night and let you know that I love you with all my heart. Kisses, hugs, and sweet and relaxing sleep!
  1. Before I hit the sheets, let me just say, I want to kiss you goodnight. There is a fire inside that burns for you. You are my volcano man and I just want to erupt on you. When I feel your body next to mine, it brings me pleasure like no other.
  1. I can’t help but think about you tonight. I hate that you left work already and I didn’t get to say goodbye properly. I’m thinking about what I’d do to you if you were here right now, the kisses, the nibbles, and the caresses.
  1. Goodnight, sweetheart. You’re the best boyfriend in the entire universe! 
  1. You’re my favorite guy in the whole world. My bed is cold without you here. Hope you had a great day — I want to hear all about it tomorrow!
  1. I want to sleep in your bed, with you tonight. We are gonna have such a swell time when you are back.
  1. Maybe I’ll have to smack him in the head with a rolled-up newspaper to wake him up. Haha. Love you too, sweet dreams love!
  1. Wanna know the best thing about your crook-necked morning glory after a night of drunken passion? That I’m not even slightly hungover 😉
  1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together. I love you so much, my love. Goodnight, handsome.
  1. Do you look forward to goodnight texts from me? Good, because I’m so damn cute that you should need to rub one out before bed. No, don’t lie. You do it every night. So what if we’re not actually in the same place right now? That just means even more time to miss me while you pleasure yourself. What’s a couple of states between friends with benefits, baby?
  1. Goodnight, baby. I can’t stop thinking about you since we made love earlier. I must be driving you crazy too. 😉 I’ll be thinking of you as I fall asleep and hope that you think of me too. 🙂 Here’s a little kiss goodnight – xoxo
  1. Goodnight baby. I’m going to close my eyes, but I just couldn’t go to sleep without saying something special to you. I want nothing more than to lay next to you right now, feeling you breathing softly, and hearing your heartbeat as you fall asleep. That’s all I ever want. You… forever and always. I love you more than words could ever express and I can’t wait until we are together again. xoxo
  1. Hey honey, just letting you know I’ll be looking up at the stars hoping you’re doing the same. I love you so much.
  1. Because I don’t want to just fall asleep, I want to FALL ASLEEP. So instead of thinking about the hard work that awaits me tomorrow and the other stressful things in life – I will be thinking about YOU!
  1. I’ve never met anyone so hot and perfect as you…the last thing I want to do is go to sleep.
  1. You were very naughty tonight, but I still love you :). If a kiss was a raindrop I would send you showers. If hugs were a second I would send you hours. If smiles were water I would send you the sea. And if love was eternity, I’d send you forever. Kisses and Hugs baby!

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  1. You go to bed now and dream of me tonight, while I’m in my bed all alone…dreaming of you.
  1. I just want to send you a text for a good night. I miss your touch and your lips on all four of mine.
  1. Good night baby, I miss your touch already. . But then again, maybe that’s the reason why I wrote this so that you would at least have something naughty to look forward to when thinking about me…I love you my sweet prince charming.
  1. Bonus points if you can come up with a dirty text message to make him blush. I don’t even know why I’m bothering writing this since the only thing I want is to jump your bones right now
  1. You are hot like fire. I wanna get together tonight, so we can take off these clothes.
  1. Hmmm so I was thinking about you today and I thought wow, I never want to forget what you look like. I mean cause sometimes when we are apart it’s easy to forget details like: does your hair go straight back, or is the top kind of wavy? or do you have a high forehead or a low forehead? Or if your eyes squint when you smile… stuff like that… details I don’t ever want to forget. So since we were apart I just decided to
  1. Did you know I found something today? Something that’s been missing for years… it was you, being with you is the best thing that ever happened to me. Nighty night sleep tight and don’t let your pillow bite.
  1. I know you can’t say it back, but it doesn’t stop me from saying it in my mind every day. I am so very happy to have met you and to have a man like you in my life. 
  1. The things I love about you are more than I could ever write down, and the things that scare me about this new thing we are doing are too many to count. But the only thing I know with absolute certainty is that I love you and that’s just the beginning of forever
  1. I was just thinking about you. You are my favorite drug of choice. I love you so much.
  1. I just want to make sure you remember how hot I am when you’re tossing and turning in your dream state tonight. 😉

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